What the hell has Happened to Halloween? Remember when good men would dress up as Frankenstein, their favorite superhero or a pirate? Now everything has some sort of a sexual innuendo and it actually deems difficult tofind a men or women's costumes that isn't sexualized. Here are a few of my favorites this year!
I'd hate to see the what the coordinating woman's costume looks like.
Italian Sausage Costume
Camel Toe Costume
I've seen this woman using the stair master at my gym MANY times!
Magic Lamp Costume
If I rub it can I wish for him to go away?
Scary Banana Costume
This is so fucking disturbing. That is all.
Squirrel and Nuts
The Japanese are always trumping us when it comes to perversion.
Certainly the douchiest costume of 2011.
Sorry guys, but I'm only interested if their Kosher.
Just be careful around this one ladies...It spits poison at you.
This costume won't seem so funny when you're in your 70's.
If you like this entry, you might enjoy My Childhood: Skankified for Halloween from Last year!