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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Halloween Costumes for Perverts

What the hell has Happened to Halloween?  Remember when good men would dress up as Frankenstein, their favorite superhero or a pirate?  Now everything has some sort of a sexual innuendo and it actually deems difficult tofind a men or women's costumes that isn't sexualized.  Here are a few of my favorites this year! 

The Shocker

I'd hate to see the what the coordinating woman's costume looks like.

Italian Sausage Costume

Bon Appetit!

Camel Toe Costume

I've seen this woman using the stair master at my gym MANY times!

Magic Lamp Costume

If I rub it can I wish for him to go away?

Scary Banana Costume

This is so fucking disturbing.  That is all.

Squirrel and Nuts

The Japanese are always trumping us when it comes to perversion.

Pussy Magnet

Certainly the douchiest costume of 2011.

Pickle Barrel

Sorry guys, but I'm only interested if their Kosher.

Snake Charmer

Just be careful around this one ladies...It spits poison at you.

Hanging Balls 

This costume won't seem so funny when you're in your 70's.

If you like this entry, you might enjoy My Childhood: Skankified for Halloween from Last year!

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Sex and Occupy Wall Street

This past weekend, I couldn't resist checking out NYC's Financial District and the thousands of Occupy Wall Street Protesters filling the downtown area.   I don't want to get into details of whether or not I agree with the beliefs of the protesters, but I will express my admiration for their fight.  I also admire their grass-roots peace campaign regarding change in our nation.

I could go on about this topic but I'm here to blog about sex - not about politics - and my ears have perked up every time I hear reporters talking about the "mid-sixties hippie sex" that is also occupying wall st. Some of the articles I've read have been using this "hippy sex" as a means to call these protester's unsavory. But honestly, what to they expect? Naturally, when a bunch of young people are camped out in one spot, there's bound to be some sex. And this protest is no exception.

So far, there were a few reports of some onlookers complaining about a box of free condoms kept in the main camping area - basically encouraging sex. There were also some reports complaining about the excessive nudity seen downtown - although I personally did not see any when I was there.  But the biggest complaint so far seems to be about the sexual activity happening in tents and in sleeping bags.

Now I'm not voicing my support of sex in public places, but I don't feel sex should be used as means to attack the people that are protesting. Sex is natural - and we're (mostly) used to it happening behind closed doors. Move people outside for a few weeks and that pretty much means that sex is going to happen outside. If you want to attack these people for their for their reasons or means of protesting, thats one thing. But using the fact that they're having sex outside as a means to demonize them seems a little silly. 

Saturday, October 15, 2011

5 Sexy Things to Expect at NY Comic Con This Weekend

In case you didn't hear New York City Comic Con is happening right now.  Here are 5 Sexy reasons  that this year's event is sure to be one of the hottest Geek Extravaganzas!

Sexy Cosplay Girls
Hot geek girls dressed as their favorite characters is a surefire staple every year.  The irony though, is the guys attending can get so enthralled in the comics and panels, that more often than not these girls can be overlooked for the latest Marvel Vs. Capcom Demo.

Jason Momoa aka Conan the Barbarian
Ladies, you may want to bring another pair of undergarmets if you plan on attending this Sunday's Conan The Barbarian panel. The super sexy Game of Thrones star is sure to turn on and entertain... and word has it he's bringing his sword...

Comic writer Ed Brubaker is rumored to make an appearance and speak about his new project "Fatale".  This long-form comic is said to play on this classic female archetype while adding a few horror elements to the mix - sounds like a winning combination. I'm sure some hearts will be ripped out - in more ways than one!

New Clips From The Avengers
Geeks are creaming their pants in suspense regarding this year's Comic Con screening clips from the new Avengers Movie. It features a wonderfully arousing cast sure to turn everyone on. Guys can look forward to seeing Scarlett Johanson reprise her role as Black Widow in a skin tight leather outfit.  While ladies have no shortage of eye candy from Robert Downy Jr. to Jeremy Renner.  But my personal favorite is Chris Hemsworth as Thor, (Sex) God of Thunder.

Stan Lee
And this, ladies and gentlemen is the number one reason that NY Comic Con 2011 is one of the sexiest  Geek events of the year: The man, the myth, the legend, Stan Lee will be attending. Heck, if he didn't exist, there might not be a Comic Con, which means none of the above would exist. And lets face it, if you looked this good at 88, you'd be at the top of my list too!

For more events check out New York Comic Con 2011

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Wrathskellar 2011

          Well ladies and gents, its that time of year again!  Yes, Halloween is right around the corner - and what better way to celebrate the holiday than to watch Burlesque Beauties perform unsettling routines. Routines that ride the line between "freaky sexy" and "freaky freaky."

            If you are familiar with the Boston Babydolls, you’re probably  aware that Wrathskellar is their most popular show of the year. And for good reason! This time, they've rented out an old store front in Cambridge and decorated it to look like a worn down parlor from the 1920s - perhaps an old whore house..? I guess it depends on what you see.  Anyways, the Babydolls made sure to include all of the crowd favorites from last year - like The Lost Girl’s Marienntte routine (my 2010 personal favorite) as well as the Borad’s Heroine Striptease to the song “I get High”.  But I have to say the new newly chorographed routines really stole the show this year.

            Miss Mina’s take on a beast tamer featured the other girls dressed as caged beasts, escaping from captivity and clawing the clothes off of their tamer's body.  Another fan favorite was Betty Blaize's embodiment of a Hindu goddess. Her multiple arms were both technically awesome and equally beautiful.  But my favorite was Fonda Feeling and her impressive Lyra routine.  (If you don’t know what a Lyra, is you must look it up).  She displayed incredible strength and grace in the air-  and seeing this in such a close intimate space brought her performance to another level.

            So, if you are looking for something sexy, creative and down right creepy to help bring in the Halloween sprit, then Wrathskellar is the show for you.  Make sure you buy tickets in advance at because this space fills up fast!