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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Eel Slithers Up Man's Penis

Semi-breaking news for the squeamish ! Yesterday, it was reported that a Chinese man, with hopes of looking years younger, underwent a bizarre spa treatment involving bathing with live eels.  These eels are said to help take off dead skin cells on the body. But one particular eel slithered up the man's urethra instead!  The startled man from Honghu told reporters that he "tried to grab a hold of the eel on it's way in, but it slipped away." Ooohh! So close, yet so far... Anyways, the crafty thing apparently swam all the way into the man's bladder, which lead to a 3 hour surgery to remove it. He's currently in stable in condition, but I'm willing to bet he's still a little shaken up. I know my male friends were from hearing this story.

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