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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

XXX-Mas Ornaments


Christmas Eve is this Friday! And while I know most of you already have your Christmas trees (or Hanukkah bushes) trimmed (not an innuendo), there's always extra room for a few pornaments to spice up your holiday! These are a few of my favorites.

 San Fransisco doesn't usually get snow... but look what happens when they do!




What did you think he did the other eleven months of the year?




I love it when two sex symbols untie. In this case, John Wayne meets King Triton. Works for me!


Oh look... its a Jack-off-in-a-box.


Some one's Snow ball-and-gagged Santa! But don't worry... I think he likes it.


I know a few guys that would get off just looking at this ornament!

The only disclaimer about a Candy Cane Stripper Pole is to lick at your own risk afterwards.




Super sexy... if you're into Gingers.


Only to be hung on a fake tree.



I know one stocking that's sure to be well hung!


If you're into these, want to see more, or want to buy some of them, they can be ordered here.


1 comment:

  1. My fave is the Santa with the hawt stockinged legs. Va-va-voom!

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