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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Who Needs a Wing Man?

Single men of Boston searching bars and clubs for the woman of their dreams need look no further. With the launch of a new service, “Hire a Boston Wing Woman” a sexy young woman is ready and available to… help you find another sexy young woman to sleep with!

That's right… Hire a Boston Wing Woman provides men with a female buddy for the evening. Susan Baxter, who has studied Psychology in France and the US, founded the service based on the age-old idea that a female friend is exceptionally helpful when it comes to flirting with strangers.  Baxter noticed that women initially associated better with the same sex rather than the opposite. And I have to admit, she makes a great point. I know when I go out with my girlfriends, there is an immediate distrust when a guy first approaches us.  I know it sucks for all the nice guys out there… but the scummy one's have ruined it for everyone.

So next time you're ready for a night on the town in Boston, tell your bros to stay home - they'll probably wind up embarrassing you anyway. For only $65/hour (with a minim of 2 hours) you can hire yourself a Boston Wing Woman… and then its an additional $30/half hour after that… Okay, so maybe its a little pricy. But in their  defense, its hard work acting as your friend for the night!

Of course, the alternative would be to just ask one of your real female friends to be your wing-woman for the night. I've offered this service to my guy friends for years - and the only thing they have to pay is my tab (which is a lot less than 65/hr).  So, any takers..?

…No? Then the website is here.

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